- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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