How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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what do the students call their red-headed friend? Mike.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Indians

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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