what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

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Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

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Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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A Man, a chicken and a horse walk in to a bar and sit down at the stools near the jukebox. The jukebox is playing Love Me Tender. The Bartender notices the man pull something from his pocket and hand it to the chicken who takes it in her beak and then turns to the horse and passes it to him. "What'll it be?" says the Bartender. "methamphetamines", says the horse ironically.

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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