- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

quantum physics?

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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