Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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Why did the kid need glasses? A monkey threw a fridge at him.

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Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Anti Joke

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