Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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-Knock, knock. -Is it the pizza man? -No. -Then go away.

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What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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Chuck Norris.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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