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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

whats hairy and crys your mom

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