what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Women outside of the kitchen.

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