Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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