wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

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What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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the WNBA.

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What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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