- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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