What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

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A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Got in a Taxi and the driver said "You'll never guess who i had in the back of my cab the other day". I said "It's probably pointless me trying to guess then ".

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

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There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

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What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

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Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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breasts

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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