- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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