- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

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