Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

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whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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i named my son Frodo because he was little

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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