- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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