What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why so serious ?

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

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What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

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Your Mom The End.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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