- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

What's 9 + 10 19

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: *silence* Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.