- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

One man was interested in purchasing poultry. He found it was as very wise investment in that he enjoyed the resulting pleasure immensely.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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