- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

What city likes baseball the most? New York

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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