- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

What is more difficult than trying to get blood from a stone? Trying to teach it Japanese in the process. [L]

an american walks out of a strip club.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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