- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Guest what in the butt

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

why did the zebra cross the road?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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