why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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How do you get a cow off a swing? Hit it with an axe.

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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XD Jackass.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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What's long and black? A black hockey stick.

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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