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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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