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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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