- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

How did the hairless cat braid its hair? It didn't, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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