- Anti Joke

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

knock knock whos there guy with a gun guy with a gun who guy with a gun who just shot you dammit

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

What hurts like hell? HELL

roses are red violets are blue i need a pee and so do u

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.