- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

read this sentence again.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Iif your reading this ur gay

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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