- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

class is canceled. My professor died.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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