- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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