- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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