- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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