- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

su algato es en fuego

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

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