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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

one stop shop

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

A baby seal walks into a club.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Women's rights.

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