KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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Hello penis

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Sarah Palin.

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

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what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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