Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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