Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

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add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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Q: Why are the Black Eyed Peas named the Black Eyed Peas? A: I don't know ask them yourself.

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Simon says why the hell are we playing Simon say!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT i farted. : l

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What has four legs one head but only one foot? A dog that was born with physical deformities.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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