- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas ? A treadmill

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Roses are red Violets are actually the color violet, contrary to popular belief.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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