Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Roses are blue Violets are too I've got Alzheimer Roses are red

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Double-whammy

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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