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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

What do we call Osama? Osama

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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