Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

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A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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