Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

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Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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