- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What is life? Paul.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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