- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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