What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

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if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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