- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Why was the Irishman ejected from the bar? For breaching client-attorney privilege, and the correct term is disbarred.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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