- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

it was all Tagart

What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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