- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

God is real.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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