How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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