What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Hail Hitler

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Beka has AIDS

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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