- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What is life? Paul.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

All of these jokes are about white people

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