- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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