whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

Guide on how to make the color yellow for yourself! First, you grab green, and then you remove all the blue... AND YELLOW COLOR GET! While you are reading this I am fingering your sister... WHAAAAT? She is only a baby you say? Well... Moral: Ugh... The ending was so wrong in so many ways... I should totally rewrite this and call it EXTENDED DIRECTORS EDITION... I cant bother... Oren The laroM naM! OR !naM laroM ehT oreN So anyway, Christiaaaans, its ask and you shall receive right? Virgin Mary is not virgin anymore because I asked if you know what I mean... ;) NOW FIRE THE STORM OF RED THUMBS MWAHAHAHAHAHA I AM THE HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALPYSE! I AM THE RED DRAGON.... OR EVEN WORSE... I AM THE DARK LORD SANTA!!!!!! Nevermind, ugh... Santa is just too disgusting, sorry, I meant Satan, phew, thats a relief on my concience... I should probably take my finger out of your sister... ...And insert the GREAT BIGGUS DICKUS! Your sister only two years? Ugh... Well, SHE WILL GROW INTO IT... Ugh, I dont wanna post this, but I bet Ryu sometimes dont want to go HADOUUUUKEEEEEEN Just so a slow projectile takes of like 2 percent of his enemies life... SO... One TWO TH... Oh wait, I must solvemedia first. Ice to meet you? Thats pathetic.

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Why can't so many guys get it up? Because erectile dysfunction affects 30 million men nationwide.

What's worse then a missed call from your dad? A missed call from your mom.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Women's rights

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

kieran is a homosexual

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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