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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Bob Saget that is all

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

where's mom I killed her

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

A man walks into a bar. Sup.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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