- Anti Joke

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!