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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? nothing.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Detroit has a low crime rate

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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