Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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A man walks into a bar and orders 12 shots. "8?" Asks the bartender, to verify he had heard correctly. He feels unsure of giving the man 12 shots but does so anyways due to his financial situation and he hopes for a generous tip. Afterwards, the man kills 9 people in a car crash due to his level of intoxication and the bartender seeps into depression due to his feeling of guilt.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

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Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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