Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my dinner??? Nothing...

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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