- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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