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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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