- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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