- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

read this sentence again.

Why did the bald man die? Cancer.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Sarah Palin.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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