What do you call a 2 storied house ?

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

why did tommy cry?his mother killed his turtle on christmas

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I walk into a bar...

men's rights activists

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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