- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

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What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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