What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Detroit has a low crime rate

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Ms Leong Sux

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

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