What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

How did the woman get pregnant? She was thrown into a pool filled with semen.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

penis

Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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